Joseph, is this a friggin joke? You spill expired milk in the fridge and expect me to clean it up? I will not be treated like a slave, I will not take it! I AM A WOMAN!

I should have a party where everyone has to wear kilts, spandex sports bras, berets and dutch clog shoes.

lolololol its mustache wednesday, you’ll know what I’m talking about, right LazyDad?

totes adorbs!!!

10 FOLLOWERS YESSSSSSSSSSSSS I shall rip off all of my clothes and do the robot in the middle of a public place such as mcdonalds when I get 20, so spread the patty wiggle love!!!!!

Ok I totes want to have a naked pool party at midnight! Like if you would come!

Ps: For the guys, i will be wearing a BIKINI, and Joseph will wear his speedo!! I will even make little life jackets for my cats. Also helga is not invited.

this is so radical

like this if you sometimes feel like your crazy