MY CONVERSATION WITH HELGA AND JOSEPH THIS MORNING
Me: Good morning Jojo
Joseph: Wheres my coffee
Me: You could at least say good morning
Helga: Shut up and get him his coffee
Joseph: K good morning then, now can I have my coffee
Me: Ok so our drivers lisenses didnt come today
Joseph: Yes you have to pick me up with the ride on lawn mower again
Me: Thats fine hun
Helga: Patrice i am tired of your cats, im starting to get allergies
Me: I will remember that so i can shove one in your face when your sleeping
Helga: That is no way for a lady to talk
Joseph: Who said shes even a lady
Helga: Joseph, stay out of this or you will be scrubbing lint out of my belly button again
Me: Ok you know what im going to go buy a new parka at walmart, bye
Joseph: Patty your not allowed there any more, remember
Me: Yes but im disguising myself as an ugly old woman hun
Helga: Too late you already are one, also its summer why do you need a parka
Me: K bye *leaves*
Joseph: ....
Helga: Your still cleaning out my belly button child
