IM LAUGHIGN SO FRIKGN HARD HEL P
this is my friend claudius
he suffers from a very strong case of herpes and has a second penis
pray for claudius, or claudy for short
im gonna make sum outfits again any requests plz hit up my ask box xoxoxoxo
(remember dirty or funny)
i remember once in highschool i was in like 17th grade i think and this bitch who was like popular came up to me and said i looked “homeless” and “disgusting” so i threw my lunch text book at her head and she died right there, in front of like 100 people. i didn’t get arrested though, because i burnt the school down and my family moved
I GOT 20 FOLLOWERS SO I STRIPPED NAKED IN MC DONALDS AND DID THE ROBOT
Me: *Walks in calmly and orders a filet a fish*
Me: *Starts doing the robot gradually taking off my clothes and throwing them at all the people eating chicken nuggets*
Me: *Does a sound like the offspring of a police siren and a buffalo*
Me: *Twirls in circles naked*
Cashier at Mc Ds: *Throws my filet a fish between my butt cheeks, knowing my routine*
Me: *Runs into play place still clenching the burger between my butt cheeks*
Me: *Screams like bloody murder while biting the security guards that are dragging me out*
Security guards: *Sue me for giving them rabies*
Me: Next time I will do that at burger king bbgs
