check out the outfit i made!!!

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=55790536

when my cats follow me in orderly fashion

im a cat

• im a KITTY cat

• 8:30 am - wake up covered in sweat and or other substances
• 8:59 am - get my fat self out of bed and eat leftover dinner or cat food
• 9:30 am - feed all 27 and a half of my cats
• 10:00 am - 11:45 am - watch morning cartoons with a naked jojo
• 11:45 - 12:37 pm - catch fish in my backyard and eat yum
• 1:00-3:00 pm - twitter/tumblr 
• 3:00 - 3:30 pm - yell at helga
• 3:30 - 4:30 - send vicious hate to selena the slut gomez
• 4:30 - 5:30 - go to walmart
• 5:30 - 6:50 - pick up my usual order at KFC and eat none for helga
• 6:52 - 8:30 - more twitter and tumblr
• 8:30 - 10:30 - cry over one direction and lick their posters
• 10:30 - 12:58 - watch tv with jojo and discuss the politics
  
• 12:59 - 1:30 - kiss all my cats goodnight and read them a story
• 1:34 - sleep g’night :D

when people say its raining cats and dogs i get way to excited 

lolololol its mustache wednesday, you’ll know what I’m talking about, right LazyDad?

10 FOLLOWERS YESSSSSSSSSSSSS I shall rip off all of my clothes and do the robot in the middle of a public place such as mcdonalds when I get 20, so spread the patty wiggle love!!!!!

Ok I totes want to have a naked pool party at midnight! Like if you would come!

Ps: For the guys, i will be wearing a BIKINI, and Joseph will wear his speedo!! I will even make little life jackets for my cats. Also helga is not invited.

this is so radical

i just had another mental breakdown…. while i was waiting in line for mcdonalds