sassadilla:

the best condoms money can buy

sassadilla:

the best condoms money can buy

the-pietriarchy:

clearly-on-drugs:

the-pietriarchy:

there are still school shooter fangirls on this website

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do you really have to be this fucking ignorant?

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lysolwipes:

when you ask your friend for a taste of their food and they say no

Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.

Plus it’s always fun to see Tom faint.

urbancatfitters:

i wish i was a leaf instead of a person

billiondollarbaby:

I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong

elsiesnuffin:

Plot Twist: Canadians act polite so that the rest of the world won’t notice they’re cloning humans.