the best condoms money can buy
there are still school shooter fangirls on this website
do you really have to be this fucking ignorant?
when you ask your friend for a taste of their food and they say no
Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.
Plus it’s always fun to see Tom faint.
i wish i was a leaf instead of a person
I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong
Plot Twist: Canadians act polite so that the rest of the world won’t notice they’re cloning humans.