izzetheking:

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

themusicisyourmaster:

fun drinking game idea: put on a horror movie and take a shot every time a character fucks up

charliestgay:

Remember those swiffer commercials where the broom was like in love and in the background they would play ‘who’s that lady’ and it was just

themusicisyourmaster:

good april fools day prank: kill me

somecreativedomain:

I bet it tastes like regret and daddy issues.

somecreativedomain:

I bet it tastes like regret and daddy issues.

mr-nice-watch:

the high cost of low prices

mr-nice-watch:

the high cost of low prices